Welcome to the new Workers Paradise!

Change has happened! A glorious revolution has taken place! Let us all rejoice and bask in the light of a new workers paradise! Sunday night the people spoke! All 219 of them! We are now fighting back against the facist businesses that oppress the worker! We can now take money from the fatcat rich and give it to the rightful heirs- the 219 people of the United States. From now on the masses of facist drones will no longer be able to tell the 219 citizens of the United States what to do. We have won! Embrace the change!