Monday, March 29, 2010

How to respond to treasonous rhetoric challenging the Great Healthcare Bill

Many of us taking part in the glorious revolution for the implementation of a truly fair and equal system of communism have been confronted with facts and logical arguments against healthcare.  They are correct in their theories of massive government debt, massive takeover of private industry and a mandates that are wholly unconstitutional.  Although they are correct, they fail to see that we just don’t care.  This does not matter in a communist form of government.  They will not persuade us.

In order to counteract these arguments, and prevent them from swaying the naïve and the independents in this country, I have compiled a list of Central Party approved comebacks.  These are to be used on forums, comment sections, and in conversations around the soon  to be obsolete water cooler.

“Why don’t you want people to be able to go see a doctor when they are sick?”

“Why do you want people’s health insurance dropped when they get sick?”

“Why should only the rich get to see a doctor?”

“Why do you want the child with cancer to be denied the best healthcare because the insurance companies decided he has a preexisting condition?”

“Why do you hate poor people?”

“Why are you racist?”

“What is wrong with having a black president?”

These comebacks are just a few of what you can use.  Be creative, and feel free to use these whenever a logical argument comes up.

Now, we need to realize that the opponents of healthcare know that the insurance system in this country needs a serious overhaul.  And many of them want everyone to be able to get affordable healthcare.  But we cannot let others know that this is what they think.  We must paint them as uncaring people who hate poor people and minorities, and like the healthcare system the way it is because it makes them rich.  If they counteract your comebacks with more fact-based logical arguments, then it is time to pull out the race card.  Feel free to use the race card liberally. 

Latah!