Global warming causes global cooling, or wait a minute, global warming will cause drought and famine because it is so hot, or maybe it causes the earth to heat up so fast it actually feels like it is -2 outside. Well, don’t worry about it, much smarter people than us are saying it happens- like Al Gore and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, so we need to believe.
Who listened to Aaron Neville and thought- “Why, he needs to record an album!” Or for that matter the following artists- AC/DC, Axel Rose, Vanilla Ice, etc. ect.
Right now, even as I am typing this, someone is making copies and singing “Little Drummer Boy.”
Why is it that kids can be sleeping just fine until you crawl into bed and get comfortable? It doesn’t matter if it is 9pm, or 12am. As soon as you get in bed, one of them cries, or screams, or comes out of their room wanting something. If your kids are so quiet that you have that nagging thought (and every parent has it) wondering if they are still breathing, just crawl into bed, and they are sure to confirm that they are in fact breathing.
How come the classroom where the High Priests meet always smells like farts and Aqua Velva?
What is the medias obsession with the Kennedys? Especially JFK? Sure he was a good president, but he was president less than 3 years, hardly enough time to really do anything of substance. Other than that- he didn’t really seem like a stand-up guy. (the whole adultery thing is less than steller.) Ted Kennedy is a drunk, and now we can confirm what we have always known- there is something terribly wrong with that man’s head. And now Caroline- daughter of John and Jackie. She has Kennedy blood coursing through her veins, and to liberals that is something akin to having Superman blood or being Aragorn from “Lord of the Rings.” Say hello to the Aristocracy of America.
Elf Spencer- please stop giving me nightmares. Please… please…please…sweet mercy, please…
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